Eskimo Car Problems


Part Of The Furniture
Mar 15, 2000
Zeta 2 Reticuli
An Eskimo was having problems with his car, so he decided to take it to a mechanic. After examining the engine, the mechanic reported the problem.

"Looks like you blew a seal," the mechanic told the Eskimo.

"Nope," said the Eskimo, "that's just frost in my mustache."

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