Care for a drink?


PeakForums Legend
Apr 26, 2000
Three women are sitting together at a bar, discussing the sexual prowess of their boyfriends.
One of the women asks the others "If your man were a soda, what soda would he be, and why?

The first woman says "Tom would be 7-Up, because he's at least 7 inches and he's always up."

The second woman says "Gary would definitely be Mountain Dew, because he's constantly mountin' me, and we're always doin' it."

The third woman says "My man would have to be Jack Daniels."
The first two women protest "That's not a soda. Jack Daniels is a liquor!"
The third woman replies, fondly "Yup, that's my Steve."

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